 Screenplay by: Prince Gomolvilas Story by: Jeff Janke, Alex Hayek and Prince Gomolvilas WGA# 1196067 |
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Jeff Janke aka “Tommy Lee Curtis”: first of all, I would like to say, “How is everybody doing today?” Since before my high-school days, I had a motto, which was not to care about anything at all! From the early age of 16, I never had much luck at keeping a job! Maybe it was because I knew I was not put here on this earth to slave away for some asshole, working some lame 9 to 5, I don’t know? So one day, I came up with the brilliant idea of how wonderful it would feel to get a job with my friends just to see how quickly we could get fired. |
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Trust me when I tell you, so many wonderful things can happen when your goal to get hired....is only to get fired! Anyway, this story/movie will tell the rest! And I promise you, when you read this screenplay, SCABS, you will laugh and enjoy it from beginning to end, and if you don’t, I won’t care!! Bottom line: it’s better to not care about the stupid petty bullshit in life than to let your cares and fears get the best of you! Till next time: SLAYER! |
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Alex Hayek aka "Xander Holyfield" is not only extremely handsome but is also a well traveled and highly educated man who has dark hair! He cares for the environment--while most people are still driving big cars and trucks destroying the planet, Alex takes a much kinder approach. Mini coopers are great, but Alex takes it a step further by riding a BMX bicycle for his daily bar to bar commute. Alex grew up as the middle child of two sisters, which helps him to understand women, making it much easier to get into their pants. | |
He has been playing guitar since he was only 10 years old and has won the most prestigious award a high school band could offer. Least absent days!! Enough reading about Alex. All you want to do is stare at his beautiful picture anyway! Cheers! |
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